Coffee is Life - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt Color:Sports Grey mornings would be as dull

mornings would be as dull as a mime convention

The C-handle ensures a comfortable grip

perfect for printing

aromatic goodness of coffee

and never face a coffee crisis unprepared

Coffee is Life - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt Color:Sports Grey mornings would be as dullPeople believe that "coffee is life" because without it, mornings would be as dull as a mime convention. Coffee is the only legal substance that allows you to form coherent sentences before 9 am. It's like a superhero cape made of caffeine, rescuing us from the abyss of sleepiness. Without coffee, the world would collapse into a chaotic mess of yawning and unproductive meetings. So, yes, coffee is life, and we're all just living in its jittery embrace.