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✂️ Featuring a hedge-trimmer-wielding weekend warrior rocking his yard equipment like a heavy metal guitar

💀 Life is short

🍕 Mathematicians discovered that 3

don't want the spotlight

Printed on soft Bella+Canvas tees in deep vintage-inspired colors that make the artwork pop like an old marina sign hanging outside a bar where somebody definitely got banned in 1997

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