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This is My Rodent Thawing Mug... Do Not Use for Coffee need I'd love to but myLets just get this out of the way: this mug is not for your latte. Its for your rodents. Frozen ones. For your snake. Or owl. Or suspiciously large lizard. Whateveryou do you. Just dont drink from it. Clearly labeled to protect innocent caffeine lovers, this 15oz ceramic mug makes it crystal clear that whats happening inside is strictly reptile related. Its weird. Its gross. Its glorious. Details: Bold black text that says Do NOT use for coffee.