ARMY OF DARKNESS ASH SAVES OBAMA TP Goldie investigates the mysterious appearance

Goldie investigates the mysterious appearance of a lady astronaut on the beach

including Mary Jane

began - and now it's up to them to decide how it should end

Plus: Wendell's new employee is hiding a dangerous secret

is locked in a castle deep in the swamp

ARMY OF DARKNESS ASH SAVES OBAMA TP Goldie investigates the mysterious appearanceIs there anything more romantic than the sound of wedding bells and a revving chainsaw? The happy union of time lost bad ass Ashley J. Williams and lovely maiden Sheila is threatened by an Army No Longer Limited To Darkness and their unstoppable leader, The Faceless Man. Will our hero overcome the Deadite hordes and get some sugar? Or will the undead armies force the bride and groom to hail The Faceless One as the king, baby? The ultimate experience