Dead Cat Astronaut Sci-Fi T-shirt hoodies smooth as polished chrome

smooth as polished chrome

whether you're braving the cold of Pluto or just the air conditioning at your local mall

and a little bit of cosmic wonder

green cranium

visible sparks dancing off the tips of her ears

Dead Cat Astronaut Sci-Fi T-shirt hoodies smooth as polished chromeIn the inky black, between neon nebulae and rogue asteroids, cruised the Star Claw, a vessel crewed by the saltiest space cats this side of the Crab Nebula. Captain Meowser, a grizzled ginger with a cybernetic eye patch and a penchant for zero gravity naps, surveyed the cosmos through his ships viewport. "Xylar!" he yowled, his voice like gravel gargling in a laser blaster, "Chart a course for Kepler 186f! Word is, the Plutonian Puffballs are ripe for